dear bathroom boy...

Dear Bathroom Boy;

Kudos for bringing home yet another random drunk chick, but can you please ask her to close the bathroom door while she's puking her guts out, she's keeping me awake.

Thanks!
Tara

P.S. You probably shouldn't have had sex with her if she's THAT drunk.


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Let's be honest, she's probably puking because she realized that she had SEX with BATHROOM BOY.