So, last night, Robyn and I were laying in bed, and he had just finished reading to me. It was 1:11, so i yelled out "MAKE A WISH!" Robyn came up with some smart ass wish to make fun of me for wishing on things as silly as it being 1:11, so I told him that I wished he would kiss my butt.
Of COURSE he had a response to that!
So he told me that he wished that I would kiss HIS butt.
Earlier in the night, before he was reading to me, I kept trying to bite his nose when he was trying to kiss me, and making a growling/chomping noise. So, I went back into growl/chomp mode, and went to go bite his shoulder.
What I thought was his shoulder...
The light was off, and I didn't have my glasses on, so I just saw pasty white, and assumed it was his shoulder.
He had his arms above his head, and I bit him square in the armpit hair.
GA-ROSS! GROSS GROSS GROSS!
I scarred myself for life with that one... I guess it was kinda karma, though, for me being such a giant pain in the ass.
Of course, I will still continue to be a pain in the ass ;P
I'll just try and cut down on my consumption of armpit hair.