So, my friend Zach, and I came up with the most amazing new Christmas song EVER last night! He was drunk, I was entirely sober. It was still awesome to me this morning, and he liked it even better sober... GO TEAM AWESOME!
You're going to thank me for sharing this with you... also, I think I have typhoid from the clam from last night, so I'm too lazy to write a real blog post... because I'm dying. Hypochondria <3
So, first, in order to get the tune, please watch this (why, yes, that IS sexy nude Abraham Lincoln being bathed by other Abraham Lincolns):
So, clearly, our song is set to the tune of "Gay Bar" by Electric Six.
Now, for the fun part!
Here's our Christmas version, a collaborative effort of superhuman awesomeness:
Girl!
I wanna drink your eggnog,
I wanna drink your eggnog,
I wanna drink your eggnog,
eggnog, eggnog.
Let's get some rum, get some spiced rum,
For your eggnog, eggnog, eggnog.
Waah,
For your eggnog.
Now tell me, do ya, a do ya have any eggnog?
I wanna drink all your eggnog,
Drink all your eggnog, eggnog, eggnog.
I've got something for your stocking,
I've got something for your stocking,
I've got something for your stocking,
And it's eggnog, eggnog, eggnog.
Hah!
Drink all your eggnog
With my spiced rum.
Drink all your eggnog
With my spiced rum.
Drink all your eggnog
With my spiced rum.
Your eggnog.
Your, your eggnog.
Feel free to sing this to everyone you know this year. It's perfect for office parties, especially if accompanied by inappropriate dance moves... like pelvic thrusting, and dressing like a half nude Abraham Lincoln wearing a Santa hat on top of his top hat, and a red banana hammock with white fur trim!
You're welcome! <3
P.S. there is a mother effing mosquito in my apartment. Yes, it is December twenty friggen second, and THERE IS A MOSQUITO IN MY APARTMENT! GO AWAY, YOU VILE BEAST!
