Uhhh... I think this one might be more simple if it were "things I'm not afraid of," because I'm pretty much afraid of EVERYTHING.
Well, here goes:
Heights - I have really bad depth perception, and it gives me vertigo.
Clowns - eff those guys, man.
Gnomes - see above.
Waterslides - someone made me go down one, once, and it was fucking terrifying.
Spiders - shit's disgusting.
Butterflies - assholes that aim for the face.
Ladybugs - little poops. Everywhere. Also, ew.
Pretty much all insects - ew.
Raccoons - rabid little bastards.
Needles - I'd rather snort that shit... I don't mean drugs, drugs are bad, okay? I mean immunizations.
Sharks - sneaky killers.
Water - anything past my neck is not cool in my books. Also, I don't know how to swim.
Drowning - see above.
Dying alone - I hope future hubs knows I plan to go first.
People I love dying - I'd just prefer if they didn't. I know I'm going to go batshit insane when it happens.
Power tools - me using them is just asking for a painful death.
Blood - shit's disgusting.
Feet - okay, well, they mostly just gross me out, like, really gross me out... I can't stand feet.
Sea creatures - they're all deadly.
Horses - well, riding them... I don't trust those shifty buggers.
Dentists - why would I PAY someone to floss my teeth that hard and make me bleed?
Amusement park rides - anything that gets me off my feet and moves me in a way I shouldn't move is NOT okay with me!
Driving - I don't trust other people.
Large crowds - not a fan, I get claustrophobic.
Okay, well, this turned into a really long list, and there's a tonne more, so I'm going to stop here :P
Leave a comment with what you're afraid of!